Food jokes
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
A chicken is delicious.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.