KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
