what do you call a flying pig
Fiction
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food š± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon š and five jungle eggs
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
Iām old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
fish y u no fly. i dont like being caught naked
friend: what fly's and cry's
you: a cloud
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Which flies cannot be seen..?
Time flies
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did the corn say to the flying apple. Thatās corny
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk
moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? because it was a skoose
Kat what I did a cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah so funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time ofDo you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, ā youāll need more practice if you want to play in the cupā
