I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Innocent Time Rememberance Darkly Told In Hindsight: Plane Hijackers Flying Into Buildings Seem Safe Now. Sigh. Double Sigh. Triple Sigh. This Is Getting To Be Too Much For A Bear To Bear. I Need A Drink. Or Seven. Make It 10. Yeah, 10, And Keep 'Em Coming Bartender! (Burp!) Sorry, Did I Say Something?
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Listen up, buttercup. You are so dumb, you believe everything you read on the internet. The joke is a morbid reflection on how much worse things have gotten. Remember when plane hijackers flying into buildings was the absolute worst thing we could imagine? Now, that sounds like a Tuesday.