Fly jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.