Fly Jokes

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What do you call a fly without wings

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A walk

What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!