Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Why was huggy wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom. Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around here.
candice balls fit up your nose
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
your hairline can fit a truck without toching either side
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
