A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn’t understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

Was blue and black and doesn’t like to have sex… The little girl in my trunk

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

jasper likes little girls and bin laden

Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? …<<<(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))>>>…

“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”

The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a f...ing asshole.”

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

Little girls cry. Big girls say FU*K.

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