I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Top five places to find your dads orphans is milk island
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
