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As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

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  • A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

    The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

    As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

    There is only one reason why I find women useful.

    That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

    I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

    Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

    Because they can’t find their parents.

    An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

    Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

    Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.