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Episode

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I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

Dildo

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Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Orphan

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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Birthday

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As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

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  • Girlfriend

    A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

    The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

    Sibling

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    As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

    Woman

    There is only one reason why I find women useful.

    That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

    Website

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    I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

    Orphan

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    Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

    Because they can’t find their parents.

    Orphan

    An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

    Girl

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    Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."