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I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.