You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!
