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A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.

Why can't orphans play baseball.They can't find home

i only cut to find out if im real or cake

Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

are you wifi because I think am finding a connection

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower

Heads and shoulders

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.

How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.

so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’