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Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?

Heads and shoulders.

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.