I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
