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Mum

  • Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

    Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

    Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

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  • Hitler

  • Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

    But he really saved the History Channel.

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  • Dream

  • I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

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    Orphan

  • Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

    Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

    Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

    President

  • How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

    Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

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    Bill

  • "Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

    Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.