I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
