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Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.