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When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
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Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.