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Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.