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Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

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I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family

How did Helen Keller parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home

Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

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Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

Why can't a Orphane play baseball

They can't find home

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”