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How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Memes
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
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How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"