Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
