Fi jokes
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Memes
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
Community
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.
does anyone like sci fi movies?