Fi jokes
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.