Fi jokes

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

What is the giant's synonyms?

Fi, fo, fum.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

Because he was koala-fied!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.