Fi jokes
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.