Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I fonder why....
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why did Steven balking die Because his with changed the Wi-Fi password.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
