Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
