Favorite song jokes
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!