What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
