Favorite song jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”