Favorite song jokes
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."