Favorite song jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Community talk
what’s yalls favorite songs?
What is ur guys favorite song :D I will trying to listen to them if not already knowing it :3
you're the story i swore i'd stop telling, the ghost i keep inviting back. i tried to rewrite you, i tried to turn the page, but some people just dont leave. they just fold themselves, into your favorite songs, into your quiet moments, into the silence before you sleep, and maybe, they werent meant to stay, but god, they taught you how deeply you can feel.