Favorite song jokes

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

What is the New York fireman's favorite song?

It's raining men.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

What a school shooter's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."