Favorite Song Jokes

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

What is Saturn's favorite song?

"7 Rings."

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"