Favorite song jokes
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."