Favorite song jokes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Memes
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."