Favorite song jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Memes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."