Father's Day jokes
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.