Father's Day is a dad joke.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
