Father's Day jokes

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

When is Father's Day?

Nine months before Mother's Day.

What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?

Father's Day.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.