Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Fat Jokes
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
