Fat jokes

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

What do a blonde and a cow have in common?

They're both fat af.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I'm a fat cow.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.