Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I'm a fat cow.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
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