Fat jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
You are fat.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.