Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I donβt think itβs that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now youβre fatter than me."
You are fat.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.