Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lector couldn't eat her up
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.
Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Americans Are fat
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
