Fat People jokes
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.