Fat People jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!