Fat People jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.