Fat People jokes
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.