Farm jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.