Farm jokes
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"