Farm jokes
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.