Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
