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A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!