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Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
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You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.