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Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Memes
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.