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Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
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Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!