New Fans Jokes

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Why don’t rappers ever get cold?

Because they have so many fans!

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)

To find his fans!

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".