Fans Jokes

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Why do hospitals have fans?

To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

What do you tell a dead metal fan?

Rust in peace.

I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.

What do we want? Racecar noises!

When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"