Fans jokes
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
I like tortles.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.