Family jokes
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Who needs parents to be great?
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Memes
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.