Family

Family jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Orphan

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

Orphan

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

Ice Cream

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Memes

Dad

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Orphan

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Milk

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t find the home button!

Trash

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

Orphan

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Orphan

What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.