Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
My mom left me at a very young age.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
