Family jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Fatherless jokes.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.