Family jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!