Family jokes
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.