Family jokes
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Family Guy funny moments.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.