Family jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Memes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Family Guy funny moments.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.