Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
Stephen hawkings family was crule he fell over and got told to man up an walk it of.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
