Family jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Memes
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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I am Mario's brother.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.