Family jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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I am Mario's brother.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
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Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".