Family jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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