Family jokes
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Dad?
Memes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.