What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Family Jokes
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
