Family jokes
Yo mama so fat...
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Ur mom gay.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
My family.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.