Family jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Memes
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.