Family jokes
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Memes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.