Family jokes
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!