Family jokes
Hey daddy *winky face*
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?