Family jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."