Family jokes
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Yo mama!
Hey daddy *winky face*
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!