Family jokes
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.