Family jokes
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?