Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Memes
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.