Family jokes
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!