Family jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).