Family jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.