Family jokes
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.