Family jokes
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.