Family jokes
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Memes
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What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.