Family jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.