Family jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Memes
yer a wizard harry
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.