Family jokes

Why are orphans called orphans?

'Cause they're gay.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Female Rights?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Why do orphans go to church?

It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

Yo' mama is a joke.

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.