Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Your mom gay.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.