Family jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Yo mama so nice she...