Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Yo mama so nice she...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."