Family jokes
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?