Family jokes
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."